Why I don't want a 707 horsepower Charger

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08/13/2014 at 16:42 • Filed to: None

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Uhm... problem, I DO want a 707 horsepower Charger.

Black with bronze wheels please. Oh, and that lovely tan leather.

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I like how it looks as well, contrary to popular opinion.


DISCUSSION (11)


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08/13/2014 at 17:04

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Did not realize the wheels are bronze and not grey. Silly charger hellcat, you're not an Impreza!


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08/13/2014 at 17:07

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The wheels are sourced from BBS, thought I should add that.

Silly Hellcat, you're not an Impreza, you're better. Much, much better.


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08/13/2014 at 17:09

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This is actually my biggest problem with the 'Rex:


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08/13/2014 at 17:11

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I respect the WRX for what it is, but a vast majority of it's drivers on the other hand...


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08/13/2014 at 17:15

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Exactly.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/13/2014 at 17:16

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Thus is why I'll never own an STI or Civic Si.

I'll make an exception for a VW GTI or GLI though.


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08/13/2014 at 17:18

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VW GTI owners aren't quite as bad, IMO.


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08/13/2014 at 17:20

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I've actually never met a douchey GTI owner.

I do know a couple kids at my school who own Cobalt SS-es and are assholes though, which makes me sad because I want one.


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08/13/2014 at 17:21

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You can't not buy cars just because the owners are assholes. That is literally what has kept my dad out of BMWs for the last 10 years. It drives me nuts, because he and I both love BMWs, but he thinks BMWs are jerk's cars (apart from the dozens of friends he and I both have who own them). I, on the other hand, don't care, and would gladly drive a BMW, regardless of image. Same goes for a Porsche.


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08/13/2014 at 17:22

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But stereotyping.

*says the boy who drives a white van*

Fuck it, turbocharged SS it is.


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08/13/2014 at 17:24

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Apparently, Audi drivers are the new BMW drivers. Whatever.